Ask Eppaljeck

Because there's nothing funny about Fluttershy with a penis.

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thebreakingbenny asked: So, how bad is the upcoming Equestria Girls? (spinoff with.. "humans"?)

I hated it at first, but then I saw the reactions and I liked it more and more.

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sargent-gaydolf-shitler asked: Which pony was the most pleasurable to kill?

Anyone that never got resurrected by that giant apple.

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thebreakingbenny asked: "DnEiRf" yM Ko, SdRoW EeRhT: tI HtIw LaEd

*kills you GMod style*

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thebreakingbenny asked: LlEw, MfS No gNiHtYna?

Afraid I’m not right for SFM - as I’ve known before, my “tilting head and making people implode” power doesn’t work quite as well as it does on GMod, which is currently dead.

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kligzward asked: So hello.... well, should I do anything for you?

Like cramming a gajillion hot dogs down your neck until you explode?

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Eppaljeck XIV: Thank God It's Over (Part 1)

maxtaroisheretoo:

In the grand finale to the Eppaljeck anthology, Eppaljeck discovers not only something more powerful that her whole gang combined, but her darkest secrets. I had to do it in separate parts for those who want more Eppaljeck (what is wrong with you people). Why am I posting it as a link? Because the thumbnails reveal a big surprise…

Filed under eppaljeck

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kaveren asked: *Charges The Anti-Lazor with Apples and get's his apple gun loaded with the Toons, holding Apple-Guns, Surrounding the Eppaljeck.* Tell me where are the Tumblr Eppaljeckized Ponies; preferably Prenciss Melastoi, Prenciss Waano, Serprusi, Leruan Fuast, Donky Dee, Lary Hiertstrangs, Rybu, and Teetsoi Fletu. There's no use in escaping since the Toons have you, so you might as well tell me. Tell me and I won't use the Anti-Lazor on you.

In dozens of separate dungeons.

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thebreakingbenny asked: Art thou an otherworldly entity, just like the grues of the Underground Empire?

Sort of. I do have a separate universe, but I was born on miserable Earth.

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charonib asked: What are your plans now that you have been freed from the toons?

Freed? I’m still captive.